#(( thank you nonnie !!

[anti-homophobia-cheese]

You are so funny and amazing!

💖☀️😘

you need to understand this means everything to me right nkw. i've been so mad at the world because i had to wake up at 5am today. this made me smile for real

[clown-demon]

*smacks dat ass*

HISSES AND SWATS THE HAND AWAY. "Do NOT! That does NOT belong to you! No touchy touchy! The only one who may touch my rump in ANY manner is my husband!"

[nkogneatho]

Sweetie, a tooth hurting and your cheek being swollen is a sign of infection. You need to see a doctor and get on some antibiotics, if the infection gets too bad it could very easily spread to your brain

Please please please get some medical attention 🙏🙏🙏

lmfao wait WHAT💀damn i didn't know that

[murderofravens]

thank you to the anon who suggested me to watch bloodhounds. ive just discovered the most perfect show for me

[xdreamie]

the question on popculture jeopardy was "last name fischbach, he has amassed 36 million subscribers for his "lets play" video" and a guy wear a white and red shirt said "who is dream"

it was crazyyyy

WAIT HELLOOOOO 😭 he’s always famous….

[free-for-all-fics]

[this was meant to be sent in closer to the holidays but it's still december, so here's this as a gift!]

don't mind me, i'm just thinking about alexander hollenius and his new girlfriend (the macy's department store holiday hire who hates his very existence and just wants to get through her shift)

-two ideas for a meet-cute (or, as cute as it can be when you hate his guts)

he obviously couldn't be bothered shopping for himself and he'd just have jimmy do it but for whatever reason, he wanted to get christine something to try and win her back on a night that jimmy was out with his lady friend. so, cue him to trudge all the way to herald square, grumbling all the way and pointedly ignoring all the people asking for charity on every street corner. he's growling and snapping worse than the winter's chill when he stalks past holiday displays. he pushes past shoppers to get to the registers and is about to shout an order when he sees you. burnt out, high on caffeine, bags under your eyes you trying to ring up items as fast as you can while keeping the company-mandated cheerful smile on your face. you don't see him, of course. faces became a blur to you since thanksgiving. the picture of suaveness, he leans over the counter and is about to purr formalities when you snap at him to get back in line. you don't get paid enough to deal with pushy customers, so he can drag his italian leather shoes to the back of the line. he blinks at you (quite stupidly so in your opinion) and it's too late for you, even as you go back to your wrapping. he's found his new favorite plaything and the spoiled brat inside him is pouting and howling that you're all his.

 you're his personal shopper, or basically the person who's assigned to assemble all his things to be delievered. you've never met before (and if you had, you'd punch his lights out for ordering so much stuff nobody possibly needs. 46 silk scarves? what a weirdo.) and you're perfectly fine with the fat tip that makes its way into your paycheck each week leading up to the holidays. you've never had a problem before but your boss told you that the purchaser needed some extra help with their items. you fight back an eyeroll and walk out to meet the idiot who makes it a game to spend as much money as he possibly can. you've already chalked him up to be the husband walking on eggshells around a beauty who's far too above him when his greedy eyes take in your form.

"looking for something for your wife, sir?"

"curious way to speak for yourself, hm?"

you're left sputtering as he grabs your wrist to drag you off to buy whatever overpriced item your little heart desired.

-he knows your schedule even better than you do and you always, always, always see him just so happen to be looking at expensive items wherever he goes. oh, you're in glassware? what pattern of glasses do you want for the wedding reception? household goods? these sheets will be perfect for the nursery! ladies intimates? why don't you model a few pieces for him? ;)

-will absolutely and loudly proclaim that he's entitled to a discount since his friend girlfriend, fiance, wife works here. is he this petty over a 10% discount despite being able to buy out the entire store? you bet.

-just when you think you're safe by sneaking into the breakroom, he's there grinning at you like the devil himself. look! he's brought some caviar just for you! don't insult him by saying no, hm?

-takes any and all excuses to pass by you by either feeling you up or pressing himself against you as he goes back and forth between the racks of clothes.

-macy's apparently has a holding cell?? yeah, you've definitely threatened to have him escorted there. the bliss you'd felt when the floor manager for dragging him there only lasted about five minutes before he'd paid the people in there enough to let them quit in order to let him out.

-has all your measurements down to a t. don't ask him how, he just knows.

-some twisted part of you smiles when you catch him twitching as the holiday songs loop on the overhead speakers.

-will obnoxiously suck on the free peppermints you have next to your register. you know very well he can buy you, the store your standing in, and all the stuff in it but he's eating it like it's his last meal and subsequently trying to send you a message. what a freak :(

-definitely doesn't stalk you when your shift is over. he'll try and coo about how it's so cold out and such lovely things shouldn't go home by themselves. his car is warm and you can even hold his hand! just get in! :) you'll probably go back to work the next morning!

i'm so normal about him frfr (totally not rotting my brain)

Sorry it’s taken me so long to get to this, Nonnie! But Oh my god I love all of this! 💜

He goes into the store you work at thinking about Christine and winking her back, but once he sees you, he forgets about her and that plan. You’re his new object of love and obsession. But you’re too overworked, burned out and tired to deal with him or his attempt at flirtations! He’d get humbled so fast because no woman has ever responded or talked to him like that until you do. The spoiled brat that he is, he’d think you’re just playing hard to get and mentally be like “Challenge accepted”.

Being his personal shopper would be a pain in the ass because he’s sooooo picky about what he wants. Everything has to be to his specifications. The color, the material, the fucking thread count and the type of stitch. He can tell the difference between hand-sewing and hand-beading or if it’s been done by a machine. He can tell if something is a knockoff or off brand.

If it’s competitive, like you work on commission or work in an environment where the more you sell, the more hours you’re given and it’s like the jungle and just an absolute bloodbath of aggressive coworkers constantly stealing your sales from under you, he’d shut it down if someone else tried to help him instead of you. He’s not an idiot and if he’s walking around with thousands of dollars worth of stuff and another employee tries to be all friendly and take his stuff for him or get him a dressing room and kiss his ass, he won’t let them. If another employee tries to ring him up or put in their own code at the register, he won’t let them. He’s your client and nobody else’s.

Nobody who works where you do can afford any of the actual items in the store without the employee discount. It’s a nice discount. If you look at something too long, he’s buying it for you. If you’re in a relationship, hes buying you all kinds of things both for yourself and for him. The lingerie is for both of you. He loves when you model and put on a show for him. 😉 He’s using your discount even though he doesn’t have to.

No matter how dramatic or disruptive he can get, he’s too wealthy and valuable of a client to ban from the store. He knows this and uses it to his full advantage to get away with things that other customers can’t.

Will find any and every excuse to visit you at work. You forgot your lunch. You already have it packed and in your locker? Jimmy made you one too, and it’d be rude to let his hard work go to waste. You should go on your lunch break right now and eat with him. Oh he was just driving by from a rehearsal and thought he’d stop in and see you. Oh, you accidentally left your engagement and wedding rings on the sink at home when you took them off to wash your hands.

He’s so hot for you all the damn time. He’s asked you to just go into a dressing room with him for a quickie before. There’s no mirrors or cameras in there. Nobody will see. It’s not like you’d get fired since he can buy the entire building or the company itself if he wanted to. If you’re gonna put him in a holding cell, he’d lock you in there with him to show you that he’s as talented in making love as he is in making music. 😉

Has totally taken your measurements using a flexible measuring tape while you’re asleep in his bed. He needs them for all the dresses and coats he plans on giving you and having you wear to special occasions like concerts, dinners, and the like as his date.

Damn what his tongue do? 😂 He’s definitely used his tongue on you in bed before. You and he might playfully argue over who’s better at giving and receiving oral.

He’s always there to drive you home even if you have your own car or take a taxi. He knows your hours. Come on, get in his car. You can’t walk home, it’s too cold and there are freaks out late at night if you work the night shift. He even gave you a winter coat made with authentic animal fur to keep you extra toasty. If that isn’t enough, you can always cuddle him by his large fireplace or underneath the covers of his plush bed or underneath his body while he has you in his plush bed. He’s like a human heater. He radiates a lot of heat because of his temper and his lust. 🔥

[takami-takami]

Hi, I'm really sorry about your situation and I hope that you can leave from it soon. This may seem as a stupid question, but have you looked into transferring? I think that regarding your situation, there are universities that offer dorm-life for students from abusive backgrounds (I am not very sure, but I can do research on this for you as well). I really hope that you can find somewhere safe soon. Much love to you

This is my final semester before I graduate in may, i probably would try and transfer if it wasn't so late. I just wanna get out of here man. I hate this school so much. All the students hate it here so much.

I did not know there were universities that offered that though, thats very lovely

[ivystoryweaver]

If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to 10 of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better. 🩵💜🩷🖤🩶🤍

[frannyzooey]

Hey! Just wanted to say, no matter how often you update, you are loved and cherished here! 💖

This is the kindest, sweetest thing ❤️🥺

I get so frustrated sometimes, especially during the last couple of years when my job has significantly increased in responsibility and role and I don't have the free time I used to. It's been a struggle, moving into management -- I did not anticipate how solving other people's problems all day would be such a drain on my mental resources, particularly when it comes to writing? I spend all day writing emails and communicating, and it turns out that using your brain to solve problems all day leaves you with very little energy to solve your own problems, aka plot.

I really appreciate you being so patient with me -- it's not been easy and it's definitely something I've been struggling to navigate, but it makes all the more easier knowing there is kindness and support here no matter what ❤️

Thank you for being so sweet -- and with all this said, I am really excited to continue sharing with you in 2025 ❤️

[bonnieisaway]

daaaawg!!!! I used to read your Danganronpa blog and now I'm following your scissor seven blog!!!! How does that happen 🙀 I just keep finding you

i'm everywhere big dawg. i am autism and autism is me. find me in every corner of the world.

thank u tho nonnie that's insane to me someone has followed me thru that many years

[rowdyluv]

No one on here cares what kind of day you’re having. You’re only relevant on hockey tumblr because you can’t semi write. Go whine to your friends if you’re having a shit day. If you even have any.

[transid-confessions]

one time when i was about 9 or 11 years old-ish i watched some kind of cartoon where a character sneakily stole a vrhistmast present from under the tree before it was crhimmast, and that inspired my devious (😈) small child self to do it as well. i waited until my family was asleep and then i went to do my thang. i was particularly greedy so i just chose a random one to bring back to my bedroom. when i opened it i saw a dog collar. the thing is, my family never owned any kind of dog because my parents were both allergic to them or something so i know it wasn’t a real puppy we were getting this chrismats, is this too inappropriate for the blog? srry if it is. i watched my dad run over my uncle with his truck one time and he never got arrested for it,

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[nkogneatho]

your posts give me the will to live

ironic because my posts makes me wanna kms

[symphonicdemise]

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// OH MY GOD

[pangirlpanic]

Oh you’re funny

Thank you queen

Or king

Or monarch

[chososcamgirl]

you should watch vamqsbloodlvst sticky edittt :3333 although flash warning 😞 i thought it looked nice

WOAHAHAHHAHSDH. just might be nice to toge in the next chapter because of that….😍🫰